Monday, September 7, 2009

I started it.

I started flipping through my stuffs and I found these poems and poetry in my drawers.
Have a good laugh at it.
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Tears
She cried when he gave her the first rose
She cried when he said he loved her
She cried when they first made love.
She cried when she said " I do "
She cried when she saw their first born.
She cried when he cheated.
She didn't cry when she got half his assets.
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Affair
Steven felt guilty because he had an affair with Julie.
So, he bought diamonds and expensive holidays for his wife.
His wife found out about the liaison because steven was careless with his mobile.
Steven's wife called up Julie,
" Thank you very much,
please keep making my husband happy.
I'm eyeing for the BMW Z4.
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Stupid
I hate you,
you lying bastard.
I believed you,
and you cheated.
You can go to hell,
I don't give a fuck.
There is nothing left to dwell,
Its just my rotten luck.
How could I love him?
I must be blind.
He is actually quite dim,
Aint worth a dime.
I was stupid
I was a fool
Damn you CUPID,
Go fix your fucking TOOL!

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