Blind date

Ways to get rid of ur blind date:

1) Bring 20 candles.
Arrange around your table in a circle and ask your date to chant with you.

2) Fart loudly. (<--- hahaa this suits me)
When people stared at you, just stand up and bow to acknowledge.

3) Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins talking about themselves.


- Ideas contributed by Mikey sweets, We are to protest no Blind dates from Grandma(s) :p